Last Updated on February 4, 2022 by ashley.davis
Hilarious 30 Witty Super Bowl Jokes 2022 – Loading…
There is nothing quite like a well-prepped Super Bowl house event. Locked into your screen and with your friends in tow, you can go for days soaking up the Super Bowl season. This is especially true for seniors. We have had our share of super bowl seasons. We know how to prepare. If you are a seasoned fan, you probably have your personal fan gear or regalia in order. But there’s something else to prepare.
This year for the first time, the Rams and the Bengal will go head to head with each other in the championship. The Bengals have achieved a Super Bowl spot for the first time after 1988, making it their 3rd ever appearance in the Super Bowl game. On the other hand, the Rams have been quite popular in Super Bowl events as its their 5th appearance overall. Both teams have famous players, including former number ones Matthew Stafford from the Rams and Joe Burrow from the Bengals.
The 56th Super Bowl Sunday is just a couple of days away. You must have already started having a crack with your fellow seniors about the super funny NFL jokes. So to help lead you up to the Super Bowl, we’ve compiled 30 Witty Super Bowl Jokes. But that’s not all. We’ve also got 15 Super Bowl Sunday memes for you to share with your friends and family, and other fan.
So, let’s share the super bowl spirit
Super Bowl 2022 Funny Quotes
1. It’s a toss
I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go to church or a football game. So, my friend Tim decided to toss a coin. It took 9 tosses to finally decide that we’d be going to the game.
2. Strength in numbers
Football fans are strange: 22 strong men run around a field for at least two hours. All this while, 50 000 people who probably don’t exercise – sit and cheer in stands and watch these men sweat.
3. Miles ahead
My coach was always ahead of the pack. All the other coaches were far behind. In fact, when they started a two-platoon system, my coach Jerry had a three-platoon system. One for offense, another for defense, and the other one went to extra classes.
4. Losing team tactics
A team had lost yet another game. They kept losing.
One day, the coach of the team decided to march on a field at half-time alongside the band. As he did, a majorette who had thrown a baton up into the air dropped it.
Immediately, a fan of the opposition nestled in the crowd shouted, “Hey, I see you coach the band too!”
5. Strategy mindset
Football would be super interesting if we gave each quarterback more to think about. So, if we give each of them a heap of coconut and custard pies to eat before the game, they’d think more about heading to the toilet than winning. It’s a recipe for success!
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6. Q: What kind of tea do Super Bowl football players drink?
A: Penal (tea)
7. Q: What kind of sweet treats are Super Bowl footballers served?
A: They’re served Super Bowl Sundaes!
8. Q: Are there Super Bowl players who can jump higher than any of the goal posts on the field?
A: All Super Bowl footballers can jump higher because – field goal posts can’t jump!
As seniors, we have tons to offer but having an endless supply of jokes is something we need to stock up on. Thankfully, we’re only getting started now. There’s so much more to come. We haven’t run out of super bowl jokes just yet!
9. Q: Greenwood had something stuck in his teeth during a Super Bowl game. What was it?
A: He had a quarterback stuck to his teeth!
10. Knock Knock.
Flip me who?
Flip me the football!
11. Q: There are many footballers, but which one wears the biggest cleats?
A: The footballer with the big feet!
12. Q: Field goal kickers always bring strings to the Super Bowl. Why’s that?
A: Because if they need to, they can tie the score!
13. Q: In the Super Bowl, what runs all around but never moves?
A: A brick wall.
14. Q: What’s the same size as a Lombardi trophy but doesn’t weigh anything?
A: Simple, it’s a shadow.
15. Q: Why do field goal kickers attend ballet lessons?
A: So that they can do the splits upright!
16. Q: Why did the dog not play football?
A: Because it’s a Boxer!
17. Q: Where do Super Bowl players dance?
A: At a foot…ball!
18. Q: How do you light up a football stadium?
A: With a match.
19. Q: Why can’t we have Super Bowl games in outer space?
A: There’s no atmosphere!
20. Q: What makes the best team?
A: The one team without a reserve!
21. Q: Why don’t footballers wear spectacles?
A: Because football is a contact sport!
22. Q: Why is it a bad idea to play football in the jungle?
A: Because the Cheetahs will take you down!
23. Q: Why did the coach head over to the bank?
A: He made inquiries to get his quarterback.
24. Q: Why did the coach sign a ghost to the team?
A: Because the team needed some team spirit!
25. Spot the difference
Do you know the difference between a dollar bill and the New York Jets? Well, you can get four quarters out of a dollar.
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26. Practice session
The New England Patriots finished a practice session. Walking off the field, they saw a turkey strutting towards them. The turkey was large. The players stood shocked.
The turkey walked up to the coach and sternly said that he wanted a chance to play at the tight end.
All the players stood there in disbelief as the turkey took pass after pass and ran towards the defensive line.
When the turkey returned, the coach was astounded and signed the turkey up for the season and promised the turkey a bonus.
“Forget the bonus,” replied the turkey, “What I want to know is, does your season go past Thanksgiving Day?”
27. Math question
A football coach walked into a changing room and noticed his new player. The coach told the player that he wasn’t meant to have the new player on his team because he had failed math.
As they had no alternative, the new player could play if he correctly answered a math question the coach would ask.
The new player agreed so the coach asked him to concentrate and to carefully answer the question: “What’s 2 plus 2?”
The player thought about the answer for a while and then answered, “4.”
The coach was very excited but as he turned the rest of the team shouted, “Please coach! Give him another chance!”
28. PC wins!
A group of colleagues set up their weekly football pool on the computer. The only setback was that the computer won every time!
29. The proposal
Jack, a college senior, decided to take his girlfriend to a football game.
The game started, and he was excited to let his girlfriend know about the amazing player on the field.
“Watch the player wearing the number 18 jersey. He’ll be our best man next year.” To which his girlfriend replied excitedly, “Oh, honey, that’s such a cute way to propose. I accept!”
30. Booking seats
Tim received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. When he arrived at the stadium, he realized that he was in the last row, way in the back corner of the stadium. Tim decided not to let it dampen his day.
Halfway through the first quarter, he noticed an empty seat not too far away and decided to take a chance. He made his way past the security guards to the seat.
Tim turned to the fan sitting next to him and asked, “Sorry, is this someone’s seat?”
The fan said, “No.”
Tim was pleased with himself for finding such a wonderful seat. He later asked the fan next to him, “Why would anyone give up such an amazing seat at the Super Bowl?”
The fan replied, “Well, the seat you’re sitting on belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come along, but she died. We always attended Super Bowl games but today is the first time I’m not with her at the Super Bowl.”
Tim replied. “I’m so sorry for your loss. Surely, you could’ve found a close friend or relative to join you?”
The fan replied, “Nah, they’ve all gone to her funeral.”
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Some Trendy Super Bowl Sunday Memes for You
Super Bowl Sunday can be all about fun and laughter with jokes and memes. We have already heard some of the best puns you can add during the game. Now it’s time to show everyone some funny Super Bowl memes during the party.
It’s been entertaining laughing with you. We hope you’ve had your fill of fantastic NFL jokes. Jokes that will help stir up the Super Bowl spirit in you and among your friends and family. And of course, jokes to share with your grandkids. The type of jokes that seniors enjoy can be fun for those a little younger too. Besides, we can all do with some excitement and downtime.
Reread these 37 Witty Super Bowl Jokes or surf the net for Super Bowl funny quotes to get to know your favorite players better. You may feel a stirring inside you wanting the Super Bowl to start already, but at least you have a few jokes to keep you occupied! We’ll be back next year to top you up!
Also, you can read our article on planning a Super Bowl Sunday party with seniors.
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